Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Three Actresses in 24 Hours


This permanent A list actor [Warren Beatty] who has not really done anything lately to continue to merit that status was dating three actresses at the same time. One actress became his wife [Annette Bening]. One was someone who would help him with his kinks [Madonna], and our actor has a lot of them. The other was an actress [Nicole Kidman] who was just starting out at the time, but is now pretty close to A list and once actually was. Much like Hugh Hefner, our actor would rotate the three throughout the week, and often throughout the same 24 hours. Apparently he really liked the newcomer [Nicole Kidman], but she thought he was way too old for her. So, she moved on to a younger A list actor [Tom Cruise] and probably regrets who she moved on to almost everyday.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS


One of the Real Housewives couples Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif is in panic mode right now because their world might come crashing down because of one side remark made by another Real Housewife that struck way closer to home than intended. Apparently this couple Adrienne Maloof Paul Nassif are barely hanging on but they do not want the world to see it and were really upset when a cast member (Brandi Glanville)who does not even know what is going on said the couple is barely hanging on. The publicists for the couple are in damage control mode, but that is not their biggest worry. Leaks are beginning to emerge in their carefully constructed cover which was never intended for full media attention. Specifically, friends of the couple have been hinting that the couple have an open marriage and that the husband complains he has not had sex in years and that the couple, who do have children might not have actually had natural conception, especially considering the wife’s age and the age of the kids.

SPOILT BRAT


This child star of celebrity parents is so spoiled and obnoxious that many of his parents’ friends – including their A-list pals – won’t invite the famous family over unless they know the kid’s not coming! The mini-terror is known for bossing around the servers and housekeepers. Who is he?

Jaden Smith, Will Smith's son

Monday, February 13, 2012

GRAMMY BLIND ITEMS REVEALED



The Grammy No Show
She Beyonce was ready to go. She had been invited. She had hair, makeup and jewelry all booked for the pre-parties and the show. She had the perfect dresses made. She was in shape. She had even pulled a publicity stunt to pique the public’s interest. She was totally ready to strut the red carpet and bask in the attention.
However, this big star Beyonce was ultimately a no-show at the Grammys. So what happened? Was she ill? Was she in mourning for a fellow singer? Did the limo break down? None of the above. She wanted the buzz and the attention on her, but since her plan was disrupted by the untimely demise of another THE LEGENDARY WHITNEY HOUSTON, she Beyonce decided to stay home.



The Swan and The Meat Dress
This particular singer Nicki Minaj was not about to let anyone outshine her on the red carpet. “F*ck the swan and f*ck the meat dress!” she said. “I want something really outrageous!” She changed designers and outfits several times in the days leading up to the awards show, with each iteration getting more and more controversial. When the decision was finally made, a shouting match ensued between the singer and their manager. “There’s a difference between creative and offensive, and you’ve crossed the line!” Even the star’s close friends argued passionately about the outfit. Some were calling it genius, some were calling it tacky. It will be interesting to see if there will be a backlash tomorrow… and if that backlash will hurt record sales.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

New member of the feminist club


This B list actress Megan Fox has recently been studying feminist theory and saw a documentary, in which clips of her were featured, that discussed the portrayal of women in the media.

She was shocked to realize she was part of a system that sexualizes women and is determined to do something about it. She told her agent she refuses to be booked in any role that objectifies a woman.

While this is a step in the right direction, her team is worried since most of her previous roles have been based on her appearance.

I lost the baby weight in 4 weeks and so can you

Sure, if I don’t actually carry the baby inside of me!

It was predicted that a new mommy Beyonce with the surrogate carrier would be out and about in no time with the amazing fab post-baby bod, chalking it up to hard work and exercise, etc. blah blah blah. And looky what we have here, not a moment too soon. bwaahahahahaha! But, remember this is someone who literally jumped in the back of an SUV at 9 months pregnant then later that night was admitted to give birth in the hospital.

And she's already stuck her surrogate baby with the nannies. I’m feeling pretty sorry for the surrogate baby, especially since Beyonce did not give birth to her. I doubt Beyonce is going to develop maternal feelings for her. Poor baby.

Baby one more time

These two exes Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears who recently started talking again secretly after about 6-7 years of silence, are still playing emotional games with one another. They both have others in their lives, and their successes mirror one another’s, but because the male was hurt by the breakup, he purposely waits weeks in between responding back to her emails and phone calls. He is either scared or trying to see how much power he has over her. We think it’s just a little silly and immature. We’re not sure what the recent contact is all about for the two, but we hope it means teaming up professionally again. The two could be unstoppable!