I lost the baby weight in 4 weeks and so can you

Sure, if I don’t actually carry the baby inside of me!

It was predicted that a new mommy Beyonce with the surrogate carrier would be out and about in no time with the amazing fab post-baby bod, chalking it up to hard work and exercise, etc. blah blah blah. And looky what we have here, not a moment too soon. bwaahahahahaha! But, remember this is someone who literally jumped in the back of an SUV at 9 months pregnant then later that night was admitted to give birth in the hospital.

And she's already stuck her surrogate baby with the nannies. I’m feeling pretty sorry for the surrogate baby, especially since Beyonce did not give birth to her. I doubt Beyonce is going to develop maternal feelings for her. Poor baby.